From the mouths of babes

My daughter-in-law was having a trying morning
with grandson one day after Christmas 2008.
She called to my son to take over but decided
that she would spell out a little expletive rather
than have this precocious toddler start repeating
another bad word. She says, " Can you take care
of your son? He is being a little a-s-s-h-o-l-e."
Grandson turns to his Mom and says, I am NOT
an asshole!"